Friday, January 30, 2009

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy

You remember that skit on SNL, right? Anyways, here are some of my recent deep thoughts...
  • What are the odds that the same day the heater goes out at my house, the heater in my office goes out too?

  • Are all the other people who work out at 8:00 on a Friday night at my gym, people with no social life too?

  • Why do I have vision insurance when I still end up spending $293 out of pocket for new glasses?

  • Why do I torture myself and look up what my "ideal" weight is on the internet?

  • How is it possible for Izzy to produce so much snot?

  • How is it that this same child thinks playing with her poo in the bathtub is fun and enjoyable?

  • Why is it so darn hard to find a decent shower curtain on the internet?

  • Why is Bret Michaels still looking for love?
And because I haven't posted any pics in a while...

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